The countdown is on to the completion of dirty pick up lines! Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.93.
Below is a list of dirty pickup lines that will make you want to take a shower after reading them.
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I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.79.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78.
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17. Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long! Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Watch out you don't overdose on dirty pick up lines! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.59. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you64. Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?