Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.
The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.
Spiderman star Tom Holland denied recently that he and Zendaya are not dating and he is single, and he is not romantically involved with anyone Superhero based Spiderman: Homecoming film Co-stars Tom Holland and Zendaya have recently denied that they are dating, but everyone believes that they have chemistry beyond onscreen and they have a special connection in both reel and real life.
They both have always kept their love relationship in privacy, but the Internet is sure that they have acquaintance more than work.
I say this simply because, Dutch women, in spite of often dressing as if the Netherlands has a permanent power outage, and they can only choose what to wear in the dark, are amongst the most beautiful women that you’ll see anywhere in the world.
That in itself would be reason enough for every Dutch male to get down on their hands and knees and thank God, Buddha or Allah that they are lucky enough to be born here, but they have an even better reason to be blissfully happy.
” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, seven deadly mistakes made when dating a Dutch man.
The Shallow Man has met many an expat lady that has been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings.” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three-piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men.My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, I’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.After that in November 2016, Zendaya posted their shared Hollywood Reporter cover writing on her Instagram “Amidst all the chaos and sadness…this one good thing did happen to me today.