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The first edition of this novel was published in October 19th 2000, and was written by Beth Fantaskey.The book was published in multiple languages including English language, consists of 351 pages and is available in Hardcover format. It's quite a hysteria- and the evergreen trees are not just a myth, Vasile.

Some hold that real love between vampires is a myth. Could we not just all sit down over a "refreshing Bud Light" and "just chill," as my television and my teammates relentlessly urge me to do? I advised the Elders that you should have been summoned back to Romania years ago, that you would never be a suitable bride . "You will come into your true nature," Lucius promised. And when I bite you for the first time, then you will be a vampire. It's so much better to be stalked by a tall European that an American of average height.” ― “I almost wish that I could replace their hideous flok dolls, as a gesture of my gratitude.

He loves you--as you love him.” ― “Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? I'd be thirsty for blood," I said in a last ditch attempt to interject reason into a discussion that had devolved into the absurd.

Download Read The undead can really screw up your senior year . But then a bizarre (and incredibly hot) new exchange student named Lucius Vladescu shows up, claiming that Jessica is a Romanian vampire princess by birth—and he’s her long-lost fiancé.

Marrying a vampire definitely doesn’t fit into Jessica Packwood’s senior year “get-a-life” plan.

I jammed the pitchfork in the general direction of his foot and ran like hell for the house, ignoring his yowl of pain.” ― “Lucius needs you. "He is not going to bite me," I interrupted, pointing a shaky finger at Lucius. I don't care what kind of 'betrothal ceremony' they had!

” ― “But Lucius was staring at the beamed ceiling of the barn, pacing around, hands clasped behind his back, muttering to himself. I've brought you a book— a guide, so to speak—which will explain everything—" I stood up so fast my chair tipped over, smashing to the floor. ""Because...because he's so tall," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. Could you, perhaps, have one of the local women fashion a crude poppet out of, say, a wooden spool and some scraps of wool? Aesthetic standars for this particular collection were not high, believe me. You, in turn, are obligated to accept graciously.” ― “Where do you. " Frank challenged, puffing his chest, a little bolder now that he could breathe. On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women's superiority. This is the only form of servitude a Vladescu ever practices, and I perform it gladly for you. Lucius Vladescu was a lunatic.” ― “Lucius shrugged. I'll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.''Lucius actually laughed. I didn't know you made jokes.""I'm a funny person," I defended myself. The strange, almost pleasurable, sensation I'd felt when he'd brushed my cheek was forgotten as reality hit me again. Now available in Spanish, English, Chinese, Russian, Hindi, Bengali, Arabic, Portuguese, Indonesian / Malaysian, French, Japanese, German and many others.