Positive dating quotes

Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.” ― “I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.” ― “Well? If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.” ― “Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. ” ― “To be rejected by someone doesn't mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.

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Going on a date is pretty hilarious when you think about it.

It is a necessary tradition, but modern courtship has become a ridiculous little dance that includes apps and online profiles and “hooking up”.

“Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating.

You deserve a fcking phone call.” ― “I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell."Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily."Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. ""Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried.

Luckily for us, the absurdity of dating has not slipped pass comedians and other witty minds.

Here are some of the most hilarious dating quotes and one liners from the likes of Jerry Seinfeld and Groucho Marx.

I deserve to find a man that treats me with respect. I don’t compare myself to other women because I know I am unique. I don’t need the approval of others to feel good about myself. – Lao-Tzu The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time. Rather it is knowing that you will be okay no matter how things turn out.

Every person I meet is teaching me what I want and don’t want in a relationship. I understand people are generally nice and also fear rejection too. – unknown Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. No person will make you happy unless you decide to be happy. – Epictetus Staying positive does not mean that things will turn out okay.

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" said Ron."Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment."What? "Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look."All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face."There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake.” ― “Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection.